Do not buy without reading this section…
Hello. Quick intro.
My name is Mason Doerr, but I’m known online as Cardinal Mason.
Professional writer since 2019. $30M in revenue for my clients, written over 4000 emails, hundreds of ads, sales pages, and SMS messages for some of the biggest brands in the world.
Worked for 6+ agencies, worked in-house for 6 brands, 10+ personal brands, did 50+ one-off projects in 2021 alone.
Made over $40k a month as a copywriter at my peak. No big deal.
Chase Dimond, my partner, owns an 8-figure marketing agency and has done $250M in revenue for his clients. The number in his bio is low. I’ve been telling him to change it for a year now.
Enough about us. Let’s talk about why you’re really here.
This sales page was left intentionally bland.
It lacks flavor. It lacks sauce. There’s nothing here.
It looks like that Family Guy segment where Stewie and Brian accidentally go back in time before the universe was created.